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Symptoms include stomach ache, headache, heartache, heartburn, runny nose, running mouth, anal discharge, nasal discharge, oral discharge, inability to filter, fever, a fever for the flavor, chills, douche chills, hot flashes, night sweats, and nocturnal emissions.  Some users may experience overeating, overcompensating, depression, dementia, disturbances in the force, demonic possession, drowsiness, positive reinforcement, positive attitudes, attitude adjustments, alternate realities, anarchy.  Other side effects include life, because that's all it is.  You shouldn't need to see a TV commercial to sell you on it.