THE SHARK KILLED HIM BUT NOT LIKE YOU THINK

It was was a clever trick, I'll give him that.  Re-routing those big pipes like that?  That was complicated work.  Under the guise of 'routine maintenance,' that crafty bastard...man.  It's impressive as it is insane, really.  He managed to scam those sewer workers into hooking up those big ol' fifteen foot diameter pipes into the back of the big saltwater tank, and then to run those pipes the length of a goddamn football field down the street.  And then he convinces the aquarium trustees that this is not just a routine service, but a necessary one.  The balls on him!  It helps that the trustees were either dumb or senile, but I digress.  And then this guy, this guy arranges to have the Governor's victory parade rescheduled AND rerouted to take him right past the end of the outlet pipe at precisely 10:45 in the A.M.  Don't know how he pulled that one off either.  Must have phoned in a phony threat.  Yeah, that makes sense.  So there's the Governor happy as a pig in shit; sitting on the back of that famous pickup truck that he never actually drives...he's inching along down the street and BAM!  A pissed-off shark gets launched right out of the access pipe, straight from the aquarium and into the Governors face.  Just like that: dead.